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Video Content

Sun, 02/26/2017 - 22:00
"So, like, sexy news videos?" "No, people have tried that--it's still just video content. We need to actually inform people THROUGH making out. I would call it 'Mouth Content,' but I think that's already the title of a Neil Cicierega album."
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Location Reviews

Thu, 02/23/2017 - 22:00
Google and Yelp keep deleting my scathing reviews of the Mariana Trench, the Chernobyl reactor core, the jet stream, and the equator.
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Phone

Tue, 02/21/2017 - 22:00
[*disables social networking accounts*] [*social isolation increases*] Wait, why does this ALSO feel bad?
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Decision Paralysis

Sun, 02/19/2017 - 22:00
Good point--making no decision is itself a decision. So that's a THIRD option I have to research!
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Chess Notation

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 22:00
I've decided to score all my conversations using chess win-loss notation. (??)
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Bad Map Projection: Time Zones

Tue, 02/14/2017 - 22:00
This is probably the first projection in cartographic history that can be criticized for its disproportionate focus on Finland, Mongolia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
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Box Plot

Sun, 02/12/2017 - 22:00
You have to be careful doing this. Sometimes, when you push the whisker down, dynamite explodes.
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Stardew Valley

Thu, 02/09/2017 - 22:00
I have accidentally watered virtually every person and object in Pelican Town.
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Focus Knob

Tue, 02/07/2017 - 22:00
Maybe if I spin it back and forth really fast I can do some kind of pulse-width modulation.
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All You Can Eat

Sun, 02/05/2017 - 22:00
After my absent-mindedness resulted in a bad posterboard-related stomachache, I learned to do the sign-making place last.
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Fire

Thu, 02/02/2017 - 22:00
Billy Joel briefly detained
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Fire

Thu, 02/02/2017 - 22:00
Billy Joel briefly detained
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Soda Sugar Comparisons

Tue, 01/31/2017 - 22:00
The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.
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Soda Sugar Comparisons

Tue, 01/31/2017 - 22:00
The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.
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Bird/Plane/Superman

Sun, 01/29/2017 - 22:00
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
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Bird/Plane/Superman

Sun, 01/29/2017 - 22:00
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.
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Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector

Thu, 01/26/2017 - 22:00
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
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Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector

Thu, 01/26/2017 - 22:00
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.
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Sad

Tue, 01/24/2017 - 22:00
With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.
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Phone Numbers

Sun, 01/22/2017 - 22:00
Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.
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